Contents Illustrations Introduction C is for C12H22O11 for Cereal, for Candy, for Caries, for Cavities, for Carbohydrates, for Calories C is for Cigarettes for Convict, for Cundall, for Corporal Punishment, for Common Pursuit, for Cessation I. College to Colleague Cambridge College and Class Chess, Classics, Classical Composers, Curiosit and Cheating Caledonia 1 Cherubs, Coming Out, Continent Challenge 1 Corpus Christening Chariots 1 Caledonia 2 Conveniences Committees Cycle Comedy Colleague, Collaborator and Comrade Continuity and Cluboom Comedy Credits Cooke Chariots 2 Corpsing Chorus Cellar Tapes and Celegration Cheerio, Cambridge Caledonia 3 2.Comedy Carry on Capering Clash of Cultures Chelsea, Coleherne Clones and Conscience Colonel and Coltrane Computer 1 Commercial Create! Car Challenge 2 Cinema Church and Chekkhov Cockney Capers Chichester 1 Crises of Confidence Celebrity Commercials, Covent Garden, Compact Discs, Cappuccinos and Croissants Crystal Cube Columnist Cryptic in Connecticut Contortionist Critics and Couriers Confirmed Celibate Characters and the Corporation Colonel and Mrs Chichester Computer 2 Conspicuous Consumption Country Cottages, Cheques, Credit Cards and Classic Cars Carlton Club Crustiness Courtly Comedy Coral Christmas, Cassidy, C4, Clapless Clapham, Cheeky Chappies and Coltrane's Cock Clipper Class, Côte Basque and Choreography C Acknowledgements Index